oeuniverse:

In order to become the supreme adult, you must perform the seven wonders:

  • Public speaking
  • Not being afraid of teenagers
  • Calling the doctor yourself
  • Taxes
  • Arguing without crying
  • Having a normal sleep pattern
  • Having an answer to the question ‘what do you want to do with your life?’
# i can do 4 and a half # yay


# andy samberg # q


popculturebrain:

Louis CK covers the new GQ

"My girls and I make a lot of dark jokes together. In the upcoming season [of Louie], there’s a line from a conversation I had with my older girl. She was saying how whenever she sees a three-legged dog, it lifts her spirits, because three-legged dogs are wonderfully unaware that they have a malady. They just walk around, and they don’t give a shit. And I said, ‘You know, honey, they are lucky. But do you know the only thing luckier than a three-legged dog? A four-legged dog.’ And she really laughed. Whenever she laughs that hard at something dark? I know it’s good.”

popculturebrain:

Louis CK covers the new GQ

"My girls and I make a lot of dark jokes together. In the upcoming season [of Louie], there’s a line from a conversation I had with my older girl. She was saying how whenever she sees a three-legged dog, it lifts her spirits, because three-legged dogs are wonderfully unaware that they have a malady. They just walk around, and they don’t give a shit. And I said, ‘You know, honey, they are lucky. But do you know the only thing luckier than a three-legged dog? A four-legged dog.’ And she really laughed. Whenever she laughs that hard at something dark? I know it’s good.”

# louis ck


#BROTHER AND SISTER LADIES AND GENTLEMANS

# ahahahaha NO # fitzsimmons # but also yes # love the angst # s.h.i.e.l.d.


# fav # dc # cc # q


# clueless


# WHY # WHYYY # i can't unsee this # so you gonna suffer with me # dc # no # ;___;


Favorite Breaking Bad Quotes | Walter White & Jesse Pinkman

# bb # omg # Timna look # i am so sorry for spoilers # and i am so not sorry at all # x))


We catch bad guys and look good doing it.

# COOL # b99


# this is not normal # no # tw