how can you face your problem if your problem is your face
if you wanna be friends with me all you gotta do is act like you’re already friends with me
call me by my name
send me porn
type like you’re having a mental breakdown
that’s it
its hard being boring and ugly at the same time
how can being attracted to girls be wrong when girls are so attractive
i hate how you’re just born out of nowhere and you’re forced to go to school and get education so you can get a job what if i wanted to be a duck
If you want to eat pizza and watch Lord of the Rings or Star Wars all day with the occasional sexual break, then you are marriage material.
you know what I really want? Shoes with heels that doesn’t make any sound. Do not get me wrong. I like the clatter of heels on asphalt. But how am I supposed to learn how to walk on heels without pissing off my neighbours?