the only one hotter than Chris Colfer is future Chris Colfer
hahahaha I totally get it!! I’ve been letting my hair grow for a couple of years now and it finally reached a length that I like!! C: but then on days I just want to go and cut it all short again ahhhwe will stay strong!
how do i make a post about how i nailed it to wash the blood of clothes and how i cleaned the floor from blood as well without it sounding like i killed someone?
Okay but TW has some REALLY FUCKING WEIRD INTIMIDATION TECHNIQUES.
- Threateningly cleaning windshields for someone
- Angrily grabbing desserts with someone
- Turning off someone’s music in the high school boys’ locker room
- Eating an apple at someone from across the room
- Sharpening pencils at someone
- Standing and glaring in the middle of the street with your lizard-man pet at your heel in a crowd
- Giving fashion advice to someone’s not-girlfriend
- Popping a basketball at someone
- Dating someone’s mom at them
- Sitting in your own bedroom in the dark, waiting
- Walking like a badass down an empty school hallway
- Taking someone’s yardstick- for 30 seconds and then handing it back
- Staring at someone really hard while punching your twin in the face
how can you face your problem if your problem is your face
if you wanna be friends with me all you gotta do is act like you’re already friends with me
call me by my name
send me porn
type like you’re having a mental breakdown
its hard being boring and ugly at the same time